06 Oct 08 If the candidates were phones

I saw a couple posts on Dvorak wherein the candidates were compared to trains and cars. This gave me an idea, what if we compared them with phones?

Update: For those of you who actually read the text - There are accusations in the comments that I "stole" this from Fark, I did not. The text clearly states where I got the idea from which is dvorak.org, a site I read daily. I never go to and never have been to the Fark forum, except to check the link in the comments. Those who know me, know this accusation is bull-crap and as stated if any accusers (loving their internet anonymity) want to bring it to me in person - I'm game.